Opening soon!
Uncle JD's
Possum Holler Cafe

Serving only the finest in
road-kill cuisine

Specialties of the house:
crockpot possum
armadillo antipasta

Ask about our
varmint of the day

Uncle JD is a world-famous chef who took his training in the finest coolinary skuls in Arkeensaw. He ran though the briars and he ran through the bushes, he ran through the brambles where a rabbit wouldn't go, searching out the tastiest critters to serve in his new diner. Ably assisted in the kitchun by his Cuzzin Spunky, Uncle JD brings you the fine dining experience you so richly deserve.

Y'all  rush right over to
Uncle JD's
Possum Holler Café
where HE pays YOU to eat here!

For information on franchising an Uncle JD's Possum
Holler Café in yor hoot or holler, contact Uncle JD or Cuzzin Spunky today.

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